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This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

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i love my mom she’s one of my problematic favs

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i had a nap and i feel better now

I’m rly Sad today and it feels rly dumbbbb cos I had a nice birthday yesterday and Tilly is graduating today!!!! but all I wanna do is lie on the sofa and watch tv

The official portraits of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge marking their son’s, Prince George, first birthday.

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My fondest dream is that it will be the date movie that breaks up couples nationwide. Maybe people will walk out of there and think, ‘Maybe not. I don’t know if I know you well enough.’

Gillian Flynn on Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher (via paulthomasandersonn)

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girls don’t want boys, girls want allison argent alive and healthy

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IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was



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jason deruloooooo *talk nerdy to me*

*starts playing harmonica instead of saxophone*

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I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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