tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
me: i just feel like kristen stewart is actually talented but she signed on to the twilight franchise too early in her career and now she’ll never be taken seriously as an actress
doctor: okay, but i meant do you have any other medical concerns.
olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*
Ingrid Michaelson | Girls Chase Boys
How much more clarity do you need?!
Este: I totally torched Alana on April Fool’s. I put an ad up on Craigslist on April Fool’s Day and said “Must sell Coachella ticket today, $50” with Alana’s number and said “The person who does the best Darth Vader impression on the answering machine gets the ticket.” So Alana kept deleting messages.
ALANA: I had to change my number.
ESTE: No, Alana didn’t change her number. After the day, people stopped doing it because they realized it was an April Fool’s joke. But for the first two hours it was up, it was pretty amazing. People definitely did their best Darth Vader. Some people did Chewbacca too.